I spent a lot of the summer looking for work and pretending to study for my qualifying exams. Then August came and I started seriously studying, which meant I spent a lot of time despairing, and I distracted myself from my despair with my reading, turning out over 4,000 pages that month. Then came September and, until I heard I had passed my exams, I was too anxious to do much reading.
The Princes in the Tower, by Alison Weir
Rating: six and a half out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Thursday Next in First Among Sequels, by Jasper Fforde
Rating: four and a half out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Ginger Pye, by Eleanor Estes
Rating: four out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
1912, by James Chace
Rating: six out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Madame Pamplemousse and Her Incredible Edibles, by Rupert Kingfisher
Rating: four and a half out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
The Big Over Easy, by Jasper Fforde
Rating: five out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Mike at Wrykyn, by P.G. Wodehouse
Rating: five and a half out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Mostly Harmless Econometrics, by Joshua D. Angrist and Jőrn-Steffen Pischke
Rating: one and a half out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
The Prophetic Book of Mormon, by Hugh Nibley
Rating: seven out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Shades of Grey, by Jasper Fforde
Rating: the first 384 pages: six out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Rating: the last six pages: one out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
The New Testament, by St. Paul, et Al.
Rating: I'm not assigning monkeys to scripture.
The Book of Mormon, by Joseph Smith, Jr., trans.
Rating: Not on the monkey scale.
The Mortal Messiah, Book 1, by Bruce R. McConkie
Rating: five out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury
Rating: four and a half out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Angels and Demons, by Dan Brown
Rating: five out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
Summer Lightning, by P.G. Wodehouse
Rating: seven out of seven giant inflatable monkeys.
William Howard Taft, by Judith Icke Anderson
Rating: two and a half giant inflatable monkeys.

